George Bush (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} geedubyashrub) wrote,@ 2003-04-29 14:28:00 |
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Praised be me.
*sighs*
Dear livejournal,
Sorry I haven't written lately. I've been busy.
*remembers snorting coke and lashing a naked Lynn Cheney with a cat o' nine tails while repeatedly screaming "Dance for me you fucking bitch!" and "I'm cumming into the oval office!"*
It's been a rough month and a half or so. Rumors abound that Saddam is dead. My personal grief is deeper than the public will ever know. I remember dancing with Saddam beneath the azure skies whilst visions of sugarplum-flavored edible condoms danced in our heads.
*sniff*
Goodnight, Saddam, whereever you are. Know that you are missed.
*sighs*
Dear livejournal,
Sorry I haven't written lately. I've been busy.
*remembers snorting coke and lashing a naked Lynn Cheney with a cat o' nine tails while repeatedly screaming "Dance for me you fucking bitch!" and "I'm cumming into the oval office!"*
It's been a rough month and a half or so. Rumors abound that Saddam is dead. My personal grief is deeper than the public will ever know. I remember dancing with Saddam beneath the azure skies whilst visions of sugarplum-flavored edible condoms danced in our heads.
*sniff*
Goodnight, Saddam, whereever you are. Know that you are missed.
