George Bush ([info]geedubyashrub) wrote,
@ 2003-03-10 21:48:00
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Current mood: apathetic
Current music:Parliament -- Give Up the Funk

Life is getting worse.
I really thought that this was an appropriate course of action.

Now, alas, I am being criticized from all sides. And, as usual, on AIM.

Jehovah_the_Creator69: wtf?
GeeDubyaShrub: omg
Jehovah_the_Creator69: yeah
GeeDubyaShrub: whats wrong
GeeDubyaShrub: ?
Jehovah_the_Creator69: how many times have I told u peeple Thou Shalt Not Kill?
Jehovah_the_Creator69: *people
GeeDubyaShrub: I'm doing the lord's work by wiping out the threat to our country and our way of life
Jehovah_the_Creator69: lol dood
Jehovah_the_Creator69: stfu u fascist.
Jehovah_the_Creator69: i thought i made it clear back in exodus.
Jehovah_the_Creator69: thou art a bitch, and i hate thee.
Jehovah_the_Creator69: *smites thee with a rod of three cubits' length*
GeeDubyaShrub: Lord, give me the strength to kill small brown people for their oil
Auto response from Jehovah_the_Creator69 (10:31:26 PM): He is not here.


I just don't see this getting any better.




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God
(Anonymous)
2003-04-12 03:51 am UTC (link)
Shrub, your God is Satan. You need to repent. Immediately! or else this voodoo doll is going to start shriveling in the groin area... I was going to have the brain shrivel first, but I guess you have to have one, right? Satan has your brain - you gave it to him that night we were all coked up and I turned you in. You wanted to stay out of trouble and Satan made that trade.. Remember? You won't let me get near you now because you know I can tell when you've had a snort or two so now the only way I can talk to you is through LJ or this voodoo doll....I think the doll is a lot better looking than you.. hmmm... maybe that's why it isn't working as well as it should...

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Re: God
[info]geedubyashrub
2003-04-12 03:58 am UTC (link)
Mrf?

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Re: God
(Anonymous)
2006-02-07 12:43 am UTC (link)
voodoo dollsw are shittt!!! take that you satan lover!!

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