George Bush ([info]geedubyashrub) wrote,
@ 2003-03-10 21:48:00
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Current mood: apathetic
Current music:Parliament -- Give Up the Funk

Life is getting worse.
I really thought that this was an appropriate course of action.

Now, alas, I am being criticized from all sides. And, as usual, on AIM.

Jehovah_the_Creator69: wtf?
GeeDubyaShrub: omg
Jehovah_the_Creator69: yeah
GeeDubyaShrub: whats wrong
GeeDubyaShrub: ?
Jehovah_the_Creator69: how many times have I told u peeple Thou Shalt Not Kill?
Jehovah_the_Creator69: *people
GeeDubyaShrub: I'm doing the lord's work by wiping out the threat to our country and our way of life
Jehovah_the_Creator69: lol dood
Jehovah_the_Creator69: stfu u fascist.
Jehovah_the_Creator69: i thought i made it clear back in exodus.
Jehovah_the_Creator69: thou art a bitch, and i hate thee.
Jehovah_the_Creator69: *smites thee with a rod of three cubits' length*
GeeDubyaShrub: Lord, give me the strength to kill small brown people for their oil
Auto response from Jehovah_the_Creator69 (10:31:26 PM): He is not here.


I just don't see this getting any better.




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[info]twoeyedtim
2003-03-10 09:57 pm UTC (link)
Hahahahahaha!!

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George... seriously, the Father of The Man who you Insist is the biggest influence in your life is Trying to give you some hints.

Pull the wax out of your ears and Isten sucka-bee-otch!

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[info]king_in_yellow
2003-03-12 06:06 am UTC (link)
I laughed, yes I did.

Also I can't shake the image of Herr Bush funking out to Parliament, it's fucking hilarious.

Nate, you rock.

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And deification and/or impersonating God is ok?
(Anonymous)
2003-03-23 02:21 pm UTC (link)
Thou shalt not kill. Granted.

All the same, shouldn't one quoting the Bible realize that God also frowns upon those who act falsely in his name and/or those who impersonate him to their own benefit?

I'd think the two offenses would at least be equal and punishable.

This conflict deserves far more thought than people are giving it. I strongly encourage every intelligent human being to think for ONESSELF. Form your own opinions. Screw the crowd. And do give it a LOT of thought, because this is a very serious issue. It's not what you're having for lunch. It's life or death.

~Concerned.

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Re: And deification and/or impersonating God is ok?
[info]sideofbrghtness
2003-03-25 09:01 pm UTC (link)
I just found this journal. It's ingenius.

And BOY HOWDY, deification of God/Jesus is just fiiine in my book. Then again, being Jewish, I'm going to hell anyway, right? Oh, the irony.

Keep up the good work.

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Re: And deification and/or impersonating God is ok?
(Anonymous)
2006-02-07 12:35 am UTC (link)
you rockk i love your thinking.....awesome!!


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[info]bairdduvessa
2003-03-26 12:12 pm UTC (link)
but calling on a god to kill innocents for property is ok?
This person I do not think is using your god in a negative way, he is using it to prove a point. Bush is a fucking retard, and a moron (who can sadly spell better than I can). What right does anybody have to kill another? Why should Allah, want to kill Muslims? Allah and Jehovah are the same being, Jesus was a mortal...and yes I am taking this from the fucking Bible. Jesus was the SON of god, meaning he is not god, no more than you are your father. So what Bush is asking is that the one god that people in that aea of the world, and much of the western world to chose sides in something as pointless as this. If there truely is a god (which there is not), he would smite all of us right the fuck now.

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(Anonymous)
2006-02-07 12:41 am UTC (link)
you are one big re-re(aka retard) Jesus is ,and was, God. he was just put into a shitty form, a human,ya... oh and Allah & Jehovah are not the same being
GET YOUR DAMN FACTS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!

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(Anonymous)
2003-03-28 11:42 pm UTC (link)
dude you're my hero...

ingenious lj, let me just say.

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God
(Anonymous)
2003-04-12 03:51 am UTC (link)
Shrub, your God is Satan. You need to repent. Immediately! or else this voodoo doll is going to start shriveling in the groin area... I was going to have the brain shrivel first, but I guess you have to have one, right? Satan has your brain - you gave it to him that night we were all coked up and I turned you in. You wanted to stay out of trouble and Satan made that trade.. Remember? You won't let me get near you now because you know I can tell when you've had a snort or two so now the only way I can talk to you is through LJ or this voodoo doll....I think the doll is a lot better looking than you.. hmmm... maybe that's why it isn't working as well as it should...

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Re: God
[info]geedubyashrub
2003-04-12 03:58 am UTC (link)
Mrf?

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Re: God
(Anonymous)
2006-02-07 12:43 am UTC (link)
voodoo dollsw are shittt!!! take that you satan lover!!

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